Tasha Goes Blue: The Most Stubborn Child in the World
Ring, Ring
Me: “Hello? Oh HI! Yes, he’s right here, just a moment! Sweetie, someone is on the phone for YOU!”
The Most Stubborn Child in the World: “No, I don’t want to talk on the phone!”
Me: “But it’s someone who wants to give you a million dollars and every toy you have ever wanted! Here…talk!”
TMSCITW: “I said, NO!! I don’t want to talk on the phone!”
Me: “Seriously? This one phone call could give you everything your greedy little four-year-old mind has ever wanted and you don’t want to talk?!”
TMSCITW: “NO!!!!! Do you hear me saying NOOOO!?!?!?” (Did I mention he is also The Most Sarcastic Child in the World? I have no idea where he got that from…I mean, no part of this post is sarcastic or exaggerated in any way! Sheesh)
Me: “Fine, don’t talk to the one person in the whole world who can fulfill your every wish and dream…whatever…”
The Most Stubborn and Sarcastic Child in the World: “Fine! I WON’T! Now stop talking to me!”
Me: “Hey! You can’t talk to me that way! Now go sit in the naughty chair for four minutes!”
TMSASCITW: “OK, I wanted to sit down for a little while anyway.”
Me: Grumbling under breath something about wait-until-your-father-hears-about-this-one-you-miserable-little-poop…or something like that.
Sigh...post full of wisdom about how to tame the most stubborn and sarcastic child in the world coming soon…until then…please pass the sedatives…
